Bah!

and then at a very odd stage of your life, you wish to have babies after seeing the most adorable, cutest, crackling and blue-eyed baby (mashAllah) :/

Farz karo hum ahle wafa hon, farz karo deewanay hoon
Farz karo yeh dono batein jhootee hoon afsanay hoon

Farz karo yeh jee ki bipta, jee say jorh sunai ho
Farz karo abhi or ho itni, aadhi hum nay chupai ho

Farz karo tumhain khush kernay kay dhoondhay humnay bahany hoon
Farz karo yeh nain tumharay such much kay maykhanay hoon

Farz karo yeh rog ho jhoota, jhooti peet hamari ho
Farz karo is peet kay rog main sans bhi hum per bhari ho

Farz karo yeh jog bajog ka hum nay dhong rachaya hoFarz karo bus yahi haqeeqat baqi sub kuch maya ho

_______ Ibnay Inshah______

USA, Facebook and Pets

USA seems to me like a big facebook, with happy faces and apparently no worries. They are crazy about Facebook and pets. Both capture major part of an average American's life. They love to talk about their pets in their day to day life as well as on Facebook. 90% of their status would be about their pets. Most of them would put their pets' pictures as their profile pictures. They would name human names to their pets. If you would visit any American family who has pet, and you would ask about their kids only and not about their pet, they would get a chance to hate you forever. Hence, they give same status to their pets and kids.

How much thankless I am

There was a time when I used to fight for making any decision of my life. Then the time came when I so wanted someone could make decisions.......

Well I don't have any word for it. Just check it out by yourself!

Crackle

Wife (to husband): Gimme a glass of water!

Husband (with chin up): I? NO.... I am a Man!

Wife: I know but nothing can happen now sweetheart. You have to accept this problem!!!

P.S. Dumb wives are blessing! 

Just a cranky brat..

These days are very tough. I am just tensed and kind of depressed without any reason. Don't understand why. This has to  happen one day. I thought I am mentally ready but I am not. not at all. The other things are just igniting it. The workload is killing me through. And then getting associated with some place and then leave it, is not a little thing. I tell you it's big time hard. Is it that easy to start a life again? But sitting at this stage, I am just being so paranoid for the uncertainties in my life. How much you want sometimes to know about the future before hand. How much you want sometimes that people understand you without saying even a single word. I know only I can understand myself. And I am the only best and close friend of myself, as always!

Need of the hour :)

Girls, see this video at least twice a day:




Few of the tacts were so hilarious. It is really a fun watch. It reminded  me the incident that happened to me. I should learn and practice few of these tactics before coming back to Pak :P

P.S: Remember, twice a day!!!

I'm threading through the evening

it's later than I thought

a friend of mine is waiting

for cigarettes I brought

she smiles she seems so tired

so nothing is required

I reach into my pocket

some things she left behind

nothing really happens

in ways I can't define

loose talk of hearts and heads

of sleep in other beds

it's better left unsaid

she says that she is cold

I wish that I could hold

but no,

how can you hold a soul?

you just can't hold a soul

that shines like gold

she shines like gold

I will, I won't, I would

I've said more than I should

she leaves she goes uptown

she may not come back down

she may not come back down

she may not turn around

she may not make a sound

she may not come back down!

Economics and Porn

Scene: I was discussing about the class we just had with a bunch of class mates.

He (a white guy):  So what do you think of today's lecture?

I: Well today's lecture was pretty good. I think he has started explaining things more in detail....blah blah.........but I am still confused about the concepts of homotheticity and homogeneity. Can you explain the difference?

He: Well I dont remember their exact definition but I can tell which production function is homothetic and which is homogeneous by looking at it. It's same like I cannot present the definition of porn but I can differentiate it among the other plain stuff by watching it.

P.S. Life becomes little bit complicated with a half broken tooth :(

Kho gayi hai manzil kahin rahon mein......

Jahan mein, jahan tu,

Aur jahan, bass tere mere jazbaat hai,

Hogi jahan subah teri,

Palko ki, kirano mein,

Lori jahan chand ki,

Sune teri baahoin mein..

Jaane naa kahan wo duniya hai,
Jaane naa wo hai bhi ya nahi,
Jahan meri zindagi mujhse,
Itni khafa nahi.....

Saasein kho gayi hai kiski aahon mein,
Mein kho gayi hu jaane kiski baahon mein,
Manzilon se raahein doodhti chali,
Kho gayi hai manzil kahin rahon mein.....

Another similar day for them! :(

I can understand and feel how difficult it is for parents to say good bye to their kids for some journey and specially when the journey is full of uncertainties and fears. He is their last kid. And now all have gone to their destinations with the hope of better futures like birds, who leave their parents' nests when they learn flying. Kids are not selfish. It's not that they do not love their parents. It's also not that they do not want to stay with their them. It's just because they just have to go with a life long burden on their hearts. Can anyone tell the parents that kids love them so much and that they are as sad as the parents are while leaving them? Can anyone tell them it is the most difficult decision of life that one could make? Can anyone tell them to believe that they will be together again? Can anyone?

More pics :)

Oi maan!!.....that's called a perfect snow storm

So we had a zabardast storm which stayed almost one day. They said that it's the third biggest storm in the history. Winds blew at the same speed as they do in Katrina. And the snow fell from the sky like someone was throwing buckets of snow. Night was horrible. I could not sleep due to the scary voices of the wind like "ghooooonghoooo". Thank God it's passed without any major damage.

We got two days off from the school. Wo0oho0o....I couldn't stop myself from putting up this status on facebook

"I know that's mean to say someone is happy with the storm as all classes are cancelled :P" 

I slept like bear in these two days. Still feeling drowsy. I made chicken karhai today and glued to CNN all day. Everyone was hanging out for sledding. I could not go out :( because I was already fighting with cold, runny nose and some rude sneezes which have shower effects (stay away from me, i am a walking flu). But this Sunday, we have planned to go for sledding inshAllah. That may be my last snow here!

Now some pictures (steeling some of my friends' pics too):

The frozen river

My friend's father is taking time out from shoveling....lol......I like this man alot. He is a real fun!

My window at night....snow all over

I live on the 4rth floor. When I looked down from the window, I shuddered to think what if the snow would reach to my window!

I heard that electricity was gone in few places when blizzard came. I was praying that would not happen with us. I hate this dorm even with electricity. Without electricity, I WOULD definitely loathe it!

P.S. We are praying classes will be cancelled tomorrow also (fingers crossed)..."mujhay neend aa rahi hai"....addicted :P 

My First blogger meetup

Finally, a fan and I managed to meet up for the first time. I stopped by Chicago while returning from Michigan. She also had arrived from NJ in the after noon that day. Although I was and am still on vacations (hehe still few days), but these were her busy days as her school had just started. Anyhow, I spent a night and almost a day with her. She is such a nice and lovely girl. I literally enjoyed our discussions on life, study, marriage, careers, family, politics, etc. She made yummy dinner for me. I really appreciate how she managed to cook  and pick me up from the station in that short time. We went for movie as a fan was volunteering for some film club. She showed me her school and we took few pictures. After that we went for a long walk and had chocolate cones in that freezing cold. It was fun.

Next day, another friend of mine joined us there. We hanged out together and had fun. Went to the Shedd Aquarium, but could not make to the Art gallery this time too. I hope next time we should straight go to it first.

On our returned, we missed our bus. it left just in front of us and they did not stop it even my friend knocked the door. They said door was closed and would now be opened on its destination.  Damn! I missed Niazi coach here. We had to buy a new ticket and wait for the next bus. I never ever missed any of my bus, plane or train, but now I ve been deprived of using this dialogue from so on.

All in all it was really a good trip (minus the last thingy). I got to meet a fan which was the main purpose of this visit. Thanks alot a fan for your hospitality and love. I am looking forward to your visit at our place!

P.S. I am looking forward to meet my other blogger friends :)