I am fully trapped and over burdened in these days. I could not understand to which task I should give more preference. Article on Trade Deficit of Pakistan is important and urgent according to Director as it should be published on website until 1st November. The Open Day Program needs my complete attention and focuss and emergent preference according to the Chairperson (bad demag aurat). Analysis of Investment Policy of Pakistan is a crucial project and it's a matter of my survival in this Org according to K (She's right). GS would complain agains me to the President, if he does not get the minutes of Cottage Industry by today. J has prepared such poor poor minutes. His anrezi is damd bad even than mine. SMEDA and TDAP need their letter before their next breath.
Trapped, trapped, fully trapped :(
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
You know you are addicted to coffee if ...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
Guess-My-Age Game
(Scene: House is looking neat and clean. All dressed up. Tea is being served with other accessories. I am in my pink dress with dupata on my head. Three ladies are searching some thing on my face. Yes it's my postmortem).
Lady with kid: What is your name?
I told her.
Lady without kid: When did you complete your M.A.?
Oho she's is going to guess my age. I am not at all conscious about my age. But I always enjoy this Guess-My-Age Game. So I was on my marks.
Me: two or three years before (em' clever naa)
Lady without kid (to mom): How many kids do you have auntie? And what's their age difference?
(Mom replied breifly)
Lady without kid: And this kid? (she pointed towards Hassaan who was hiding behind me)
Mom: He is my elder's daughter's son. She has a daughter too.
Lady without kid: How old the daughter is?
(Mom gave me a guessing look...)
Me: She is 4 years elder than he.
Lady without kid: Fine fine.
(It seems she could not reach to the conclusion).
Lady without kid (to me): So you stay at home all the time after your Masters?
Me: No, I am doing a job.
(I complaint mom in eyes why she didn't tell them).
Lady with kid: Job? (shockingly) where?
I told her.
Lady without kid: where is your office? And what you do there?
I told her address and nature of my work which I am sure flied over her head. But I wanted to say that I am peon there. But I am scared of mom.
Lady without kid: What is your date of birth? (Guess-my-age Game is still going on :) )
Me: 9th July (hahaha she was expert enough to hide her irritation).
Lady without kid: wow you are cancerian too. My elder bhabhi is also cancerian. She (pointed to the lady with kid) and me were also born in July.
I should do some bhangra on this great news.
Lady without kid: What is your year of birth. (she's lost and I won the Guess-My-Age Game)
Me: 82
Lady without kid: Mine is 83. (she told passionately)
I smiled. She didn't notice that it was a dirty smile :)
Lady without kid: I am going to celebrate my 7th wedding aniversary. (replied with same passion)
Bhangraaaa.........but managed with smile.
Task is over.
Lady without kid:we should move now.
And they left. Have I mentioned before that I got really irritant with the extra ordinary beauty of Lady without kid. Her bhabhi was also very pretty. Another important point, their mother did not ask a single question. She did not participate in discussion in my presence. I have to buried my wish to hear her voice.
On that day I was little bit irritated but next day granny and I enjoyed this postmortem alot. Granny told me that some people like these came to see her aunt once. The sister of the boy was same like her. When abba gee asked auntie about her consent, she replied: "baqi tu sab teek hai par woh behan bari kalakaar thi". hahahaha I chose the name 'Kalakaar' for the Lady without kid.
Note: I might delete this post in future. ;p
Lady with kid: What is your name?
I told her.
Lady without kid: When did you complete your M.A.?
Oho she's is going to guess my age. I am not at all conscious about my age. But I always enjoy this Guess-My-Age Game. So I was on my marks.
Me: two or three years before (em' clever naa)
Lady without kid (to mom): How many kids do you have auntie? And what's their age difference?
(Mom replied breifly)
Lady without kid: And this kid? (she pointed towards Hassaan who was hiding behind me)
Mom: He is my elder's daughter's son. She has a daughter too.
Lady without kid: How old the daughter is?
(Mom gave me a guessing look...)
Me: She is 4 years elder than he.
Lady without kid: Fine fine.
(It seems she could not reach to the conclusion).
Lady without kid (to me): So you stay at home all the time after your Masters?
Me: No, I am doing a job.
(I complaint mom in eyes why she didn't tell them).
Lady with kid: Job? (shockingly) where?
I told her.
Lady without kid: where is your office? And what you do there?
I told her address and nature of my work which I am sure flied over her head. But I wanted to say that I am peon there. But I am scared of mom.
Lady without kid: What is your date of birth? (Guess-my-age Game is still going on :) )
Me: 9th July (hahaha she was expert enough to hide her irritation).
Lady without kid: wow you are cancerian too. My elder bhabhi is also cancerian. She (pointed to the lady with kid) and me were also born in July.
I should do some bhangra on this great news.
Lady without kid: What is your year of birth. (she's lost and I won the Guess-My-Age Game)
Me: 82
Lady without kid: Mine is 83. (she told passionately)
I smiled. She didn't notice that it was a dirty smile :)
Lady without kid: I am going to celebrate my 7th wedding aniversary. (replied with same passion)
Bhangraaaa.........but managed with smile.
Task is over.
Lady without kid:we should move now.
And they left. Have I mentioned before that I got really irritant with the extra ordinary beauty of Lady without kid. Her bhabhi was also very pretty. Another important point, their mother did not ask a single question. She did not participate in discussion in my presence. I have to buried my wish to hear her voice.
On that day I was little bit irritated but next day granny and I enjoyed this postmortem alot. Granny told me that some people like these came to see her aunt once. The sister of the boy was same like her. When abba gee asked auntie about her consent, she replied: "baqi tu sab teek hai par woh behan bari kalakaar thi". hahahaha I chose the name 'Kalakaar' for the Lady without kid.
Note: I might delete this post in future. ;p
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Islamabad is under attack again!
“A suicide truck bombing destroyed the packed Marriott Hotel in the city of Islamabad, Pakistan, on Saturday night.
The attack, which occurred near the Parliament building and the prime minister's home, killed at least 40 people and wounded another 200, police said.
People were still trapped in the hotel, which burst into flames after the explosion caused a natural gas pipe leak, officials said. The fire was still burning at 2 a.m., six hours after the blast, according to The Associated Press.
Rescuers worked to move bloodied bodies from the hotel but were forced to stop out of fear that the structure could collapse.
Details and the number of fatalities are still unclear because of conflicting initial reports. Officials said one or two vehicles was involved in the attack”.
They are not muslim. A true muslim can not kill himself and others. They are the astrayed people. I wish they could learn in their life what they would get hereafter for their brutal act.
The attack, which occurred near the Parliament building and the prime minister's home, killed at least 40 people and wounded another 200, police said.
People were still trapped in the hotel, which burst into flames after the explosion caused a natural gas pipe leak, officials said. The fire was still burning at 2 a.m., six hours after the blast, according to The Associated Press.
Rescuers worked to move bloodied bodies from the hotel but were forced to stop out of fear that the structure could collapse.
Details and the number of fatalities are still unclear because of conflicting initial reports. Officials said one or two vehicles was involved in the attack”.
The news struck all of us and left us speechless. The Live coverage is still haunting me.Oh my country is burning. I cannot take this anymore. Who these people are? How these people are convinced to sacrifise their own life? How these people take the lives so many innocent people? Do they know how many curses they received from the poor grieved relatives of dead people?
They are not muslim. A true muslim can not kill himself and others. They are the astrayed people. I wish they could learn in their life what they would get hereafter for their brutal act.
May Allah give peace to the souls of all deceased persons and give patience (Sabr) to all their relatives and also show them the right path to these astrayed people. Ameen
Marriott Hotel before bomb blast
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Quotes of the Day
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
A Rich Father-in-law Wanted
"If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's yourstupidity".
I read this phrase some where. It is really very interesting to observe the rising trend of boys (of course singles) and their families in search of some kinda rich or highly influential or bureaucrat or a civil servant or a politician or a mill owner or a landlord etc etc etc type of father-in-law. As far as girls are concerned, all types of gals are warmly welcomed if they fall in the above-mentioned father's category.
Few years back, Muhammad Ali's films and even the choti screen of that time showed us stories of a young man who is full of self respect and does not alter it at any cost even he accepts starving with open heart. We were used to hear such dialogues: "Naila! mijhay tumharay baap ka aik paisa bhi nai chahiay chahay mai bhuka mar jaoon". "mai apnay zoor-e-bazu par apnay karoobar karoon ga”. "Nai daddy! apko apki dualat mubarik ho, hum tu halal ki rukhi sukhi roti bhi kha lein gay paiyaaz k saath (onion) bas apni beiti ka haath meray haath mai de dein". “Abba Jaan! Ye sonay ka mehal aur chandi ke dewarein humein khush nai rakh saktiein, hum tu apni jhoonpari mai hi apni duniya basa lein gay”. On the heroine’s side: “Abba hazoor! Mai Anwar se nahi Amjad se hi shadi karoon gi dualat se har khushi nai khareedi ja sakti”. (jhooti)
It’s a wrong, unrealistic, insensible, indecent, irresponsible, illogical, pessimistic and self-destroying approach, in other words, kusfran-e-nemat. If you are going to have a rich father-in-law, it means you are amongst those few people who are bestowed with special blessings in this life. And those who do not think like that should realize how they could exploit themselves in fact cash themselves.
Lets collect some advantages of having a rich father-in-law:
1-If you’re engaged, try to delay your marriage because you could get as much expensive gifts of your choice as possible before marriage not for yourself only but for your family members too.
2-A splendid marriage, which will surely last forever in the minds of your peer group.
3-Huge expensive dowry, of course that is for their daughter but she would be your wife naa ……hmmm…….and there do not exist any yours and mines in husband wife relationship.
4-A honeymoon tour of your own choice, and you might get the tickets of Switzerland in your salami.
5-A heavy salami that could fill up your empty bank account and pocket (pockets of your shirt, jacket and trousers).
6-How could a daughter of such a rich man can travel without a zero meter car? Of course she needs it not you.
7-You could demand a house of her own just to provide an atmosphere of her home. She will definitely want to have interior as per her taste, that’s not your concern.
8-Who could stand against a telephone call from your father-in-law for your promotion?
9-And who could dare to stop your increment orders? (orders not order)
10-Only the name of your father-in-law is enough to make your business contacts.
11-It will be convenient to admit your kids in a renowned school even if they are nalaik. (fuck to these admission tests and interviews)
12-Celebrate each and every birthday and other functions of your family as your father-in-law find it easy to give some thing special to his daughter’s family.
13-Off and on foreign trips could not be so difficult. His daughter and her kids might get bored.
14-Finances are no problem for your business if you want your own setup nahi tu who will take care of your father-in-law’s business? His family is your family now and you should share his burden and accounts on human and sympathetic basis.
There are numerous benefits of having a rich father-in-law. You can also add more in these.
(Disclaimer: Only pun is intended in this Blog. I know you people are actually serving the rich families with no bad intention, only for social work. Aik din zaroor jaza milay gi.....lagay raho) :D
I read this phrase some where. It is really very interesting to observe the rising trend of boys (of course singles) and their families in search of some kinda rich or highly influential or bureaucrat or a civil servant or a politician or a mill owner or a landlord etc etc etc type of father-in-law. As far as girls are concerned, all types of gals are warmly welcomed if they fall in the above-mentioned father's category.
Few years back, Muhammad Ali's films and even the choti screen of that time showed us stories of a young man who is full of self respect and does not alter it at any cost even he accepts starving with open heart. We were used to hear such dialogues: "Naila! mijhay tumharay baap ka aik paisa bhi nai chahiay chahay mai bhuka mar jaoon". "mai apnay zoor-e-bazu par apnay karoobar karoon ga”. "Nai daddy! apko apki dualat mubarik ho, hum tu halal ki rukhi sukhi roti bhi kha lein gay paiyaaz k saath (onion) bas apni beiti ka haath meray haath mai de dein". “Abba Jaan! Ye sonay ka mehal aur chandi ke dewarein humein khush nai rakh saktiein, hum tu apni jhoonpari mai hi apni duniya basa lein gay”. On the heroine’s side: “Abba hazoor! Mai Anwar se nahi Amjad se hi shadi karoon gi dualat se har khushi nai khareedi ja sakti”. (jhooti)
It’s a wrong, unrealistic, insensible, indecent, irresponsible, illogical, pessimistic and self-destroying approach, in other words, kusfran-e-nemat. If you are going to have a rich father-in-law, it means you are amongst those few people who are bestowed with special blessings in this life. And those who do not think like that should realize how they could exploit themselves in fact cash themselves.
Lets collect some advantages of having a rich father-in-law:
1-If you’re engaged, try to delay your marriage because you could get as much expensive gifts of your choice as possible before marriage not for yourself only but for your family members too.
2-A splendid marriage, which will surely last forever in the minds of your peer group.
3-Huge expensive dowry, of course that is for their daughter but she would be your wife naa ……hmmm…….and there do not exist any yours and mines in husband wife relationship.
4-A honeymoon tour of your own choice, and you might get the tickets of Switzerland in your salami.
5-A heavy salami that could fill up your empty bank account and pocket (pockets of your shirt, jacket and trousers).
6-How could a daughter of such a rich man can travel without a zero meter car? Of course she needs it not you.
7-You could demand a house of her own just to provide an atmosphere of her home. She will definitely want to have interior as per her taste, that’s not your concern.
8-Who could stand against a telephone call from your father-in-law for your promotion?
9-And who could dare to stop your increment orders? (orders not order)
10-Only the name of your father-in-law is enough to make your business contacts.
11-It will be convenient to admit your kids in a renowned school even if they are nalaik. (fuck to these admission tests and interviews)
12-Celebrate each and every birthday and other functions of your family as your father-in-law find it easy to give some thing special to his daughter’s family.
13-Off and on foreign trips could not be so difficult. His daughter and her kids might get bored.
14-Finances are no problem for your business if you want your own setup nahi tu who will take care of your father-in-law’s business? His family is your family now and you should share his burden and accounts on human and sympathetic basis.
There are numerous benefits of having a rich father-in-law. You can also add more in these.
(Disclaimer: Only pun is intended in this Blog. I know you people are actually serving the rich families with no bad intention, only for social work. Aik din zaroor jaza milay gi.....lagay raho) :D
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