I wish I had a wife

Sounds odd? but that's what I am.

Since I have started working and have to manage both work and home at the same time, I feel of being deprived of a wife. Means what wrong I have done that I have been deprived of a wife. Just because I am myself a women and I can only become someone's wife but cannot have my own wife? It's unfair, utterly unfair.

The sense of deprivation is getting me over day by day, especially when I see my male colleagues being babied by their wives. Why these dumb males have been bestowed with the comfort of wives?

Life would have been so easy and sweet if  I also had a wife. I would wake up with the enchanting voice of my wife (not with the bitter alarm of my cell). Bathroom would welcome me with the warm water and towel and other things placed rightly (not that I would have to scream from the bathroom 'who the hell has taken my beauty soap), hence she would guard all my stuff from the unseen invaders. My dress for the office would wait for me outside, neatly ironed and hanged. She would keep ready my hand bag with all required things and never forget to put the mobile in it (damn! I sometimes forget it at home and find no one to blame for it). The yummy breakfast with hot cup of tea would cherish my mood further. When I would leave the home for office, she would hand over to me the lunch box which I would share with my colleagues and accept their appreciation wholeheartedly for the delicious meal. She would call me in office to ask if I need something special at dinner.

When I would reach home she would receive me with the evening tea and snacks (I would prefer baigan k pakoray and cheese sandwitch). She would ask me about my day and I would tell her how hectic the day was. She would offer to give me massage which I would accept hesitantly (seemingly :P . Dont bring bad thoughts in your mind aray bhai I get tired of sitting in front of computer all the day. Otherwise i am straight :P ). Then she would serve me with the appetizingly tasty dinner and also the kahwa afterwords. She would do all the dishwashing, reset the kitchen and would put all leftovers in refrigerator (I hate when I am in bed and my mom calls me to put leftovers in fridge). She would insist me to sleep early because I would have to go to office the next day and working is supposed to be chaotic (no need to hear from mom 'dont leave your work for tomorrow). How peaceful my life would have been if I had a wife? Alas! I am a woman and born to give comfort to others, not to be comforted.

It's the only disadvantage of being a girl. ahhhh With this deep sigh, I would sign off.

Hold on, if I had a wife, I didn't need to type this long post. I would say aloud and she would type the post and would also read out others' blogs. wah wah.

So off off with this scholastic note "No life without wife".