She: You know I broke up with him.
I: What? really?
She: yes. it's true (she started crying)
I: tchtch... really sad...(I can very much imagine what could have happened, so didn't ask the boring detail)
She: He broke my heart. He didn't deserve my love (are you sure you were in love with him?)
I: yea....he didn't...(thinking...)
She: you were right. we should not trust any man. They all are same.
I: yea....(oh sometimes I say smart things :D)
She: I have lost every thing, every thing....(shedding tears)
I: hmmm.....(thinking some thing else)
She: tell me please what should I do now?
I: err...hmm.....actually.....you ll dislike what I want you to do...so leave it!
She: no no please tell me. I really dont know how to cater all this. please!
I: Ask him to return Burberry which you had presented him last time on his birthday.
hahaha........
I really enjoyed reading this and also check the Break up Tips if you are hell with someone :)
If I were in her position and someone said that to me, I'd think of them as a very good friend. Honestly, when something like that happens you need some humor to cheer you up. I would also obviously need a hug as well :)
ReplyDeleteReally? :O
ReplyDeleteI was ready to hug her but she went off calling me 'Heartless' and Ruthless'. These names became so homey for me :P
lolz...
ReplyDeletewell she was down but when she's over it she would perhaps kick you and laugh it out.. I would have
BTW, nice advice.. seriously... that is the best she could. When its over it is over.
Exactly my point was. Why investing in a dumb business :P
ReplyDeletehahahaha
ReplyDeletehaw :o it wasn't a giggling point. I was damn serious in giving this advice :|
ReplyDeleteI am fed-up with what girls have to say on their love relations.
ReplyDeletearghhhhhhhhhh..., They get extremely irritating.
Me too yar :( but still have to listen them because I dont want to lose the listeners of my silly stories :D
ReplyDeletewesay all love stories have the same begining and the same ending. I wonder why do the new trends of fashion in dramas and movies affect this 'sector'? hehe
and primarily all girls have the same set of questions to ask from their female friends
ReplyDeleteWo mjhse sincere to he na?
yamna mai theek kar rhi hun na?
and argh and argh...!
LOL that's right :)
ReplyDeletewith the passage of time, all these things seem colorless and waste of time.
But yea it's your time Girl! to enjoy such stuff :P
all women have similar stories too and so do boys and men ...
ReplyDeletenothing is new in this world guys
We are all humans
well ok yumi can be an execption :P
that's true razmer.
ReplyDeletebut why yamna is an exception? :P
@ SOOPHIE and MAYYA
ReplyDeletebecause maybe Darwin had special interest in me
:cheese
haha funny gal
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