Self tagged: So You know you're Pakistani when ...

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Creative3Sixty! you should in fact Tag your post to others. Anyhow, I am doing it by myself now. My post is an addition to yours.

So I feel myself true Pakistani when ...

• Shopkeeper begs me to leave the shop for such heinous bargaining.
• I go to attend the wedding ceremonies just for eating numerous dishes specially sweet dishes.
• I must go to bazaar for changing the stuff which I buy a day before.
• My mom always disapproves my looks by saying: ‘Sar jhaar mun phaar’.
• I throw wrappers on roads.
• I crave to eat paratha in breakfast, in lunch and in dinner too. Hehehehe (secret of my health)
• In all family functions, I am pinched by my mom ‘See! how much your cousins look good’.
• I start my each day with ‘Yes I will finish it today’ and ends each day with 'It's not that important. Can be delayed for tomorrow'.
• I feel it difficult rather impossible to complement any girl.
• My mother says ‘your tongue runs like a seizers’. Means qenchi ki terhan zuban chalti hai. Additionally kiya banay ga tera aglay ghar jaa kar. (In fact kiya banay ga aglay ghar walun ka)
• My brother tries to beat each and every male who tries to scan me.
• I smell Aalo gobi, aalo matar, aalo ghoosht, aalo ki bhujia, aalo qeema, aalo gajar, etc.
• Shopkeepers calls me ‘guriya’, ‘baji’, ‘behna’ and I don’t enter the shop whose shopkeeper calls me auntie. (damn)
• ‘Your parents are panicking’ why your age-fellow cousin got married before you.
• All suspects me when I tell my age.
• All shopkeepers, vendors, milkmen, postman, sweeper, drivers, etc are uncles.
• All male class fellows and cousins are brothers until you get married to anyone of them.
• On addition of each kg in my weight, I say, “don’t know why I am gaining weight. It might be some disorder”.
• Leaders are always corrupt and disloyal.
• Each summer and winter are used to be more severe than previous.

I would love if anyone wants to tag it to himself as I did without Creative3Sixty's approval.